if ellen was president of the world there would be no wars only dancing

(Source: haave-you-met-ted, via dorkeye)

dingoatemybabycrazy:

erickripkes:

what if john really was just on a real hunting trip and he was stalking a deer through the woods and then he comes back and jess is dead and sam is back in the game and he’s just like

god dammit dean

I don’t think there’s any hope for this not looking ridiculous, so I didn’t even try.

(via dorkeye)

captain-sad:

The majority of crimes committed in the UK are by white people so I’m sorry but if you’re white we’re going to have to show you the door

yes I know that the majority of white people aren’t criminals but that doesn’t matter. a few of you have done it, so get out now, go on, fuck off, all of you

(via clarkthemuffinman)

lonelywhiteasian:

i’d like to think anne frank would have reblogged my selfie

(via dorkeye)